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KIDS
One of the side effects of growing up, ironically, is having
kids. Some
of us at Musical Chairs have joined that club, and now that
we've
experienced the child/adult size difference firsthand, we've
decided to
stock children's items. We're starting with tables and chairs
and
at first, and hope to have popcorn and snow cone
machines
soon. Our scientists are working on a machine that spits
out top shelf
frozen margaritas on one side and grape/strawberry/virgin
colada snow
cones on the other, although it will probably be up to you
to label the
spigots. Can't be wasting them science brains on safety matters.
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Childrens Chair
$1.00
Chairs come in red, yellow
and blue. For weddings
or other special events, we also carry white children's
chairs, symbols of innocence for the innocents (the author
of this description does not have children yet and
still believes children are innocent. Boy is he in for
a surprise).
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Childrens Table
$5.00
Tables are 30" wide and 6' long, with steel legs and hardware,
wooden tops and a black rubberized edge, and they rent for a mere $5 a day.
The children pictured are 6 and 8 years old, for size reference. No, we don't
know which is which, we bought them from a roadside stand and forgot to ask.
We call them Kerpalahooey and Ashua, and they're great with a Swiffer mop (we
tell them it's a magic broom - "You're a wizard, Kerpalahooey!").
We do not rent them, it's against the law or something. Don't even ask.
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